You fanboys won't like this one bit.

Hello and welcome to another blog post. Today I'll be taking the piss and ripping into many a game. So sit back relax and enjoy the show. By the way, please don't send me the repair bill, I'm not being help responsible for when you punch your monitor.

So first things last, this Call of Duty shite. After most the abled fanboys tossed them selves dry over COD MW2 it seems the powers that be saw fit to release another COD MW2 BO1, oops my bad I left in that silly little MW2 bit, cos from what I've seen it's exactly the same as MW2. So for the next 4 months fanboys will be once again wasting sperm and ignoring their girlfriends, why? Well because they want all the trophies or achievements, because this increases their E-Penis size.....oh before I forget, those who play on those ultra high spec laptops your reducing your chance to reproduce due to excessive heat in that area, which on second thought is a good idea, so turn your laptop fans down and crank up the heat. Now why do I hate COD so much? It's because it's pointless, there hasn't been a "good" FPS since the Doom and Hexan days. For those console and below 13 year olds those are games, I suggest you buy them and have a go....and don't complain about how they look, they were made in the early 90's.
Right to finish off this little bit, cos believe me I could go on all day about how shit this game is, but to save myself from bills and the like I'm gonna end it here...for now....

Second order of discussion is Kinect and Move, now I love the Wii....OK let me clarify that bit, I like the Wii, not the motion control. Games are meant as a way to relax and escape to your own world, not to stand up flailing around like a moron. What really gets me is that fat people buy them to lose weight...whats the difference in jogging on the Wii to jogging outside, fuck all that's what, it's just that when the fat bastards get tired they can slump back onto their chair and digest their own body weight in crap, where as when outside slumping on the floor eating dirt is not exactly better. I've hear all the excuses "I can exercise and not get dressed." "I don't look stupid." and "I can do it sitting down." Points 2 and 3 are well, fucking stupid. You look more stupid doing that flailing shit and you can do it sitting down...your trying to lose weight or get fit, get off your arse. And I'm safe on this as I not being hypocritical, because I spend 80% of my day in front of my PC and I eat to much for my own good yet I'm still thin. I call that a WIN.

Third out of order discussion is Xmas, or Jesus-Christmas. Yep people it's that time of year already, if you didn't know then where you been? The deals and decorations have been up for months now. This year I'm ready for it, the money is sorted and so are the present ideas. The budget is set 200 quid on 5 people, makes a change from last years 200 quid just on one person, thank god my new missus isn't a material girl. Hopefully after all the presents are bought the rest of the money goes on yours truly as I need a new desk, chair, set of graphics cards, monitor and hard drives. Selfish? No I've been waiting for those for over a year now and the sooner I get them the better. After 3 years of having no money and any money I acquired being spent on someone else, it's about time I treated myself.

Right last order of discussion, well more like a few tidbits before I go.
Saw Ross Noble and was fantastic as usual.
Early mornings still killing me.
Me and the missus are getting married after 3 months together......joke.....seriously, I'm 20 shesh.
Have yet to play the 10 steam games I payed for. Will review these as well on the weekend.
Dream blog looks like it's gonna happen, looks like 7 of you wanna hear what goes on in this ol' noggin of mine.
Still trying to think of a better name for the GOMOTW.

I will write more about these either tonight or tomorrow.

Till next time people.

P.S for all the neglected girlfriends out there, I'm sorry. Hang on, be strong for the coming 4 months of sorrow.