Oh time, how small you have become.

*WARNING. Strong language and Sexual references aplenty*

Well it seems I've managed to get some time to blog, better make them most of it then.

Bear with me as the structure at first may be, well crap. I've so much to write about and I dunno what's gonna come when.

Now unknown to me I have picked up a new saying, I didn't notice I was saying it till my missus blogged about it. The new saying is "Shit Son" and seems to stem from playing the new Poker Night at the Inventory, which is a mixed bag of awesome. While the game itself is awesome the fact I very rarely win is shit, so the game isn't really bad, it's just my lack of skill, I hate getting fucked by fate, I'm used to being the one who fucks fate, and usually she's a good shag. So for those who are in-two minds, I suggest you get it. But back to the saying, I've been looking for one for ages and found non, maybe you can't "find" a saying? What really gets on my nerves is my mate Foxay comes out with a new funny saying damn near every week. He's a natural comedian, and what makes it worse is that sometimes he doesn't even fucking realise it. BITCH

Xmas, now, around this time of year my wallet decides to disappear as it knows it's gonna get a huge hole in it, every year I spend months reassuring it that this year will be different and it's stopped believing me until this year. I've managed to get presents for the missus, her parents and my parents for a total of 120 quid, now considering last year I payed around that much alone on the money eating ex, then I think I've done rather well. My wallet is now resting, although he's pissed that he spent money on getting life insurance only to find out he didn't need it this year.

Now if your in teh UK then you'll probs be indoors complaining on facebook about the snow, well let me do one thing for you, let me chop of your fucking hands. We get it, the snow is apparently terrible, stop posting about it, it's become distinctly not funny. Me personally, I love the snow even if it does get me stuck on the bus for near 2 hours, I take comfort in the fact that the soft white fluff of the sky causes so many of you lot grief. Seriously, my jaw hurts for smiling....or maybe cos it's cold, either way it makes me smile.

HD, HD you say? HD I say. Recently I've decided I'm all for HD films and have gone about getting rid of my SD films and replacing them for the HD equiv. The missus thinks I'm sad, but I've got 5.1 speakers and wanna bloody use them all. Watching the matrix in HD is soooooo much better than it used to be *drool* Only downside to this is I have to get a 1.5Tb hard drive just to put them on. Meh 50 quid for 328 HD films isn't a bad trade off.

Another thing the missus thinks I'm sad for is a Zombie Apocalypse, I recently bought a book called The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brook. Good read, I learnt a lot from the book, enough to increase my survival in a Zombie Apocalypse, because it could happen, all that needs to happen is for a virus to mutate so it keeps it's host alive after it kills them, if that makes sense? Not a hard thing to do for a virus and it's only a matter of time before it happens.

Now I'm all up for the laaayyy daaaayyyys but this one takes the biscuit if I'm honest. Just look at her, so shiney ...... so sleek .... so sexy ..... *cough* sorry, got lost in my thoughts then. Moving swiftly on.

I find it amazing when people take the time and effort to make such high detail costume. Some are crap but when people really make the effort, well fantasies come true :p Now if I could find a really nice Tifa cosplayer then I'd have to give her access to my giant sword and take her to cloud 9 :p
Apparently she has done a load of other cosplays but I've yet to find em.
Wonder if she would let me use my energy blaster on her ;)

Keeping with the theme of lady's, on my course I have to take a 1 hour bus ride, which in the freezing cold can get very boring, so I start taking notice of the small things and making shit up. One thing I've made up is/are (not sure which) the P.A.S girls, this consists of 4 girls/woman who in my opinion are Professional And Stunning, I've even gone so far as to give them names. There's 70's, Shorty, Smiles and Fringe, all quite explanatory really.

Lastly on the woman topic is my missus, now it's been what 4 months or will be soon, I think, anyway we've been together a few months and I'm loving every minute, nay (said the horse), every second. I'm not gonna go that far into it (that's what he said) but basically she's fucking awesome. If you want all the mushy stuff of the relationship go over to her blog.

That's it for now, might add some more later.

I added a new post and I'm also about to put a new video up. I'm taking part in this video and cheers to the missus for dreaming this up in a dream :\