Janurary's Reader's Digest

Hello and welcome to January's Reader's Digest, the very first of a monthly Digest of words. Think of it as a Buffet, the all you can eat kind.
And I know what you're thinking, "But all Mighty LongThumb Tarantino Esquire the 1st, it's February, you're late."
And you'd be right, but then how can it be a digest of January if we are still there? It's like closing the door on you're hand.
Anyway, I have a lot to say, and I ain't gonna shorten it for you lazy shits.

Right first thing's first, I said I'd plug a mate's blog, so here it is The Mixing Bowl. Don't say I don't do nothing for ya.
Swiftly moving on.

As you know I've been playing a lot of GOW 3 lately and I ended up coining a phrase, but before I tell you I'd like to paint a picture, so if you bare with me I'm gonna paint some friendly little tree's, there we go. Now let's put some happy little clouds in and there, all done. Just wash my brush off with some odorless paint thinner, shake it off and beat the devil outta it, cover everything in my room.
Right now that that's out of the way, it all started when I went into my local town with a few mates and wandered into a crafts store, and that's when I saw it, Bob Ross Odorless Paint Thinner, and on that bottle it had a warning, combustible. Now this sparked a thought in my brain, could I perform silent arson? Could I cover my friend in Odorless paint thinner and set him a light? Many laughs were had....not at me setting things on fire, god no, just at the idea of it.
But anyway time passed and later that day we did our GOW 3 Horde night and for some unknown reason I picked a flamethrower and charged at the Locust screaming "I'M GONNA BOB ROSS YOU!!" Now I have no idea where this came from, but since then every time I get my hands on a Scorcher I say I'm gonna Bob Ross them, or in turn if they get my with a Scorcher I say I've been Bob Ross'd. It seems there are no accidents just happy little incidents.

Now that's over, you guys have no idea how much research I put into all that Bob Ross nonsense, I'd like to post an idea I've had. I'd like to start vlogging, not often but just to show my pulchritudinous face, let you guys know LongThumb, not the actual me, heck no, you couldn't handle the real me. But in seriousness, I'd like for you guys to see the man behind the words....words of power.....words of wisdom.....words of utter shite. So if I can get some money for it then I might do it. More on that as things develop.

Right I'd like to plug an artist who's pictures always make me laugh, the artist is SilentReaper, and she is the creator of stupid fox, I put an image below.
How can you not find that cute, so click that link and check her out, but not in a pervy way.

SKYRIM!!! Yep that's right I'm on about that darn game again, but I have a good excuse, with the creation kit out soon I shall partake in mod making, it's not set in stone but it will be a quest mod with added guilds and stuff. And that the Skyrim part over.

And now for some awesome YouTube vids, the first is a remix of Jack Black on Sesame Street.

The second is a new Schmoyoho video called GET MONEY, TURN GAY.

And lastly is the remix of the above song done by Roomie, show him some love by watching below.

Now to break up the massive wall of text you see before you I am offering you a chance, a chance to guest on my blog or to plug something you have made. So if you want to then just leave me a comment and I'll see what I can do.

Now as many may know, I'm not looking at the Forever alone guys, I'm looking at all you people with partners, ball and chains and all those imprisoned by marriage. Yep it's that time of year again, it's V-Day. It's the same every year, we storm the beaches of our local town and franticly find something nice to buy our girl counter parts, and we know we must return with something nice or we will be court martialed and shot. Many don't make it back, some die after service and for those few fortunate who make it back and live to tell the tale now sit around camp fires telling the tale of V-Day and how it changed lives. If I stop blogging then you shall know that I didn't make it and that you should go on without me.

Now because I'm nice, and loving, I'm going to do a giveaway. Yep you heard me right. I'll be giving away a Steam Voucher to one lucky person. How do you win you ask? Well it's actually quite simple, all you have to do is...give me you're best consequence for dividing by 0. Now it has to be funny yet detailed, but not overly detailed. Also all my friends are not allowed to enter this.

And that's it for this months Digest, hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I didn't have writing it. I left a few things out as I think this is a nice length for a post. I don't know when I'll be posting next as I have MGS HD Collection now and may get lost in stealthy action. So until we meet again, I shall love you and leave you.